CAND BAGI O FEMEIE IN PATUL TAU ...

Depinde de varsta. Care e diferenta in acest caz daca
femeia are 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68 si 78 de ani? Sa
vedem...
La 8 - O culci in pat si ii spui o poveste.
La 18 - Ii spui o poveste si o bagi in pat.
La 28 - N-ai nevoie de povesti ca s-o bagi in pat.

La 38 - Ea iti spune o poveste si se baga in patul
tau.
La 48 - Ea iti spune o poveste ca sa evite sa evite
patul tau.
La 58 - Tu ramai in pat ca sa eviti orice istorie cu
ea.
La 68 - Daca o bagi in patul tau...CHIAR VA FI
ISTORIC!
La 78 - Care istorie?! Ce pat??!! Dar tu cine naiba
esti ???!!!

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