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Ce este sexul? Dupa medici este o boala, pentru ca ajungi tot timpul la pat. Dupa avocati, este o injustitie, pentru ca întotdeauna este unul deasupra, altul dedesubt. Dupa politicieni este democratie perfecta, pentru ca se bucura atât cel de deasupra, cât si cel de dedesubt. Dupa economisti este o investitie proasta, pentru ca e mai mult ceea ce intra, decât ceea ce iese. Dupa matematicieni, este ecuatia perfecta, pentru ca femeia ridica membrul la maxima putere, îl închide între paranteze, îi extrage factorul comun si-l reduce apoi la expresia minima

Google has put Themes support in Gmail !

I want to create a query that will select only the last "Something" from a table (in that table we mast have a date column !) (more about this here ) example: SELECT t.transaction_id, t.name, c.comment, . . . c.datecreated FROM transactions t JOIN ( SELECT transaction_id, MAX(datecreated) as datecreated FROM transactioncomments GROUP BY transaction_id ) m ON t.transaction_id = m.transaction_id JOIN transactioncomments c ON t.transaction_id = c.transaction_id AND m.datecreated = t.datecreated

Let us say that we want the Second record afther the first we will have something like this : SELECT * FROM student ORDER BY Student.Name Asc LIMIT 1,1 or another example Selecting the first record showing the biggest grade in a exam for a student (just the first record) SELECT * FROM StudentGrades ORDER BY StudentGrades.Grade Desc LIMIT 0,1

Did you know that you can edit the Font/Bold/Italic/Color of a menu ?! Here it is how: Go to the menu editor and in the Message input box write the appropriate code like this: Then Generate the menu ... After that is finished in Your MPR file you will find something like this ... As you can see Vfp creates a nice command line that tells Vfp in which manner to format the menu. Tip: This feature goes back as long as VisualFoxpro 3.0 Thanks to Grigore Dolghin for showing me this.

If you press CTRL + SHIFT + "U" all the selected text is UPPERCASED CTRL + "U" - LOWERCASES the text Enjoy !

Era o data o kpra haladita ce avea ksa in Pipera. Si 3 yezi. Mari bulangii. 1 mai fraer ca altu. Doolcik de kpra le zice intr o buna zi yezilor: -Dragii mey, eu merg la mall sa iau ceva tzoale, ca s-a lansat colectia de toamna-iarna. Incuiati usha si activati sistemul de alarma, sa nu vina loopul la voi. kand ma intorc, va kant la usha: "3 yezi bulangii, fug akum la D&G, Si va aduce mama voo okelari cu rama noua Ktarama de metal cat zabala de la cal, Si trei blooze cu sclipici, si adidasi cu "arici" Un mobil de la Vertu, k sa tzi moara dooshmanu'" - Ati bagat la mansarda, mici fraeri cokliti ce sintetzi? - Da, mamook. Tu doote la mall, avem noi grija! Hai, paaaaa, te poooop, kisses :x:x:X Si kpra pleaca. Loopool era insa dupe zid. Smekerul, kre era numa figuri plin cluburi, moorea de foame. Si le puse gand rau celor 3 yezi. Si-a dres vocea si a inceput sa kante la usha: - 3 yezi bulangii, ma imbrak la D&G…. Yedool mare, bocna de fraer, a sarit sa deschid...